Rating my pain on a scale from 1 to 10 (Little Old Lady Comedy, 2024)

It’s time to get hard (Weekly Humorist, 2024)

This World Mental Health Awareness Day, celebrate at Saks (The Belladonna, 2024)

Bringing my whole self to a job interview (The Offing, 2024)

I think I just fell out of a coconut tree (Little Old Lady Comedy, 2024)

Enjoy a beach weekend with me (your persistent UTI) (The Belladonna, 2024)

I’m addicted to taking MDMA 3-4 times a year (Weekly Humorist, 2024)

There’s no such thing as a free pilates class (Slackjaw, 2024)

How to talk to your friend who is a bad driver (Points in Case, 2024)

The Barbie monologue, in other movies (Greener Pastures, 2024)

My life as the leading lady in a 2004 RomCom (Slackjaw, 2024)(Slackjaw’s Best in Show)

Brand guidelines for the second coming (The Belladonna, 2024)

Questions about love and answers from an expert (The Satirist, 2024)

Confused about “clowning” and “soft-clowning?” You’re not alone (Weekly Humorist, 2024)

I am uniquely qualified to hold this Senate seat because I’m dead (The Haven, 2024)

Why we, the staff at Happy Paws Animal Shelter, concealed the fact that your new dog is a Republican (Greener Pastures, 2024)

I’m married to the lead detective on this show (The Belladonna, 2024)(Top 5 Most Read Piece of the Month)

An updated pricing list for my emotional labor (Points in Case, 2024)

Influencing at the end of the world (The Satirist, 2024)

Oops! I lied on my resume and now I’m writing art placards at the Met (The Belladonna, 2024)

How to practice self-care when abortion is not an option (The Satirist, 2024)

I’m Totoro, and this is my self-acceptance journey (Defenestration, 2024)(Long-listed for Tulip Tree Publishing’s 2023 Humor Contest)

I’m just a man who commits frequent acts of domestic abuse, standing before a girl, telling her to shut up so I can explain myself to you (The Satirist, 2023)

Help! I’m trapped inside the Sunday football commercial break (Points in Case, 2023)

I’m your CEO… and I want you back (Defenestration, 2023)

Diet tips for presidential hopefuls (Weekly Humorist, 2023)